Every last word

If you're my Facebook friend, this post is just a review of the many laughs I've given you over the years.  If you are a reader of my blog, then you're in the dark.  You see, I frequently post conversations that I have with people.  Most of them are between Mark and I, but no one is safe from my need to share all aspects of my life.  The sad part is that they are completely true!  So, I felt a need to completely embarrass myself, and others, with the World Wide Web.

Just today, my brother Mitchell and I had a conversation about my upcoming nuptials with Mark. My brother is a sarcastic smart ass just like me.  We started out talking about the cake and ended up discussing fashion, or his lack of it, and what he'll wear when he t

Convo with my bro:
(Commenting on a post of an OSU cake for our wedding)
Me: I love it, but we are going with cupcakes. We will OSU them up though!
Mitch: Can I dress like Jim Tressell? Sweater vest?
Me: Sure
Mitch: I've done that look many times before.
Me: Sadly, you're right! 😏
Mitch: you're a bridezilla! 😳
Me: that doesn't make a bridezilla! It makes me the fashion police!😭

I recently spent the weekend in Coshocton at the Heart of Ohio Quilters Guild Retreat.  I found out exactly what some of my friends think of me.  Apparently it's not for my intelligence and good looks but for my hobbies!

Today's convo:
Me: Hi Patty!
Patty: hey!
Me: ready to sew?
Patty: yeah but just remembered something 
Me: what?
Patty: I just took one look at you and realized I forgot my wine!
Me: Really that's what you think of when you see ?
Patty: maybe!?!?!?
Me: 😳😳😳😳😳😳

As I mentioned, I  have been going to this retreat for like 15 years.  So, it made perfect sense when I blurted this out in front of strangers!

Convo upon arriving at the hotel. 
Me: what room are we in?
Barb: room 202
Me: I've slept in this room before
Barb: me too
Me: truth be known I've probably slept in every room here!
Barb: 😳
Me: hmmm .. I guess that didn't sound good to the people who don't know me!😏

Sometimes, well all of the time, I just never think before I speak!  As if you need more evidence than the last convo!

Another moment in the lives of Denise and Mark
To the tree guys...
Mark: we're leaving for a few
Tree guys:ok
Me: it should only be 45 minutes. We're going across the street to hospital for lunch.
Tree guys: not a problem.
As we walk away...
Mark: you know they're laughing at us.
Me: why?
Mark: they think we're old because are going to the hospital to eat!

Me: 😳

Of course, there are also those moments that only happen to us!  We are always just one moment away from hilarity and comedy!

Me: honey can you come here?
Mark: what's up?
Me: look at rod in my closet. It's starting to bow. Can you fix it? I want to be proactive and take care of it before it collapses
Mark: let me look. 
(Manly inspection)
Mark: yep! I'll just put a support in the middle!
Me: great!
(Mark walks away)
***boom****
Both: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
Me: so much for being proactive!



Then there are those random thoughts!

Today's convo:

Me: Where is the Super Bowl this year?

Mark: i don't know. Probably Dallas. Why don't you just google it?

Me: No, I don't care enough.

Mark: I can name all of the winners of all the Super Bowls.

Me: (Oh please, no!))

Mark: Year 1: (blah, blah, blah)

Mark: Year 2: (blah, blah, blah)

Mark: Year 3: (blah, blah, blah)

Me: Are you going to name everyone of them?

Mark: No

Me: Oh thank the heavens!

I can't wait until Football season is over!

I'm not an early morning kind of girl!  So any conversation is going to go towards the sarcastic side!

Here you go Teresa Coakley:

Mark: Did you know Jamie Foxx was a hero?

Me: (Trying to get ready for work) What?

Mark: You know the actor Jamie Foxx. He is a real life hero

Me: Why?

Mark: He saved people by pulling them from a burning car.

Me: Wow! I would say so then

Mark: Did you know he was a stud quarterback too?

Me: Yes, he is a stud in everything he does! *admiration eyes*

Mark: Yeah, he is Just like me!

Me: *eye rolls, heavy sighs* smh....(Just walk away, Joe!)

And then there is the times when Karma bits you in the ass!

That moment when your pet peeve bites you in the ass!😏

Mark: can you come here please?

Me: what do you want? 

Mark: just come to the bathroom.

Me: *heavy sigh, stomp, stomp * what?

Mark: come in here

Me: *eye roll*. What?

Mark: *shuts door*. Now hang it!

Even the most important moments of our life are comical

Another daily convo in the life of Mark and Denise:

Mark: I think it's time to set a date.

Me: (Looking up from my Candy Crush game?) A date for what?

Mark: Ummm, to get married!??!?!

Me: Oh! 

Mark: What are thinking?

Me: It really doesn't matter to me

Mark: Ok, how about 2025?

Me: no!

Mark: How about next fall?

Me: Do you mean 2016 or 2017

Mark: 2017.

Me: Okay (I get up and leave the room)

5 minutes later I come back with the computer...

Me: We are getting married Oct 21, 2017

Mark: Ohio State's bye week?

Me: Of course honey

Mark: That's my girl! 

But every now and then, the fewest words have the most meaning.

Tonight's convo:

Silence! He's playing cards!

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

And the present conversation:

Mark:  What are you doing?

Me:  Blogging

Mark:  What about?

Me:  I thought I'd share with the blogging world some of our conversations

Mark:  What?  Are you going to make me look like an idiot?

Me:  Who me?

Make Every Day Count..

Denise